Thank you so much for the kind review! I’m really glad you felt taken care of and that the session addressed your needs. It’s always my goal to create a clean, welcoming space and to focus on the areas that matter most to you. I appreciate your trust and look forward to having you back soon!

Robert is very kind, punctual, and definitely knows what he’s doing. The place was nice and tidy and he made sure to go over any aches or pains. He performed  look over and went right to work. Thank you, Robert! I will be coming back.

Thank you! It was great to be back in Dallas and even better to reconnect with clients like you. I really appreciate your kind words—especially about the atmosphere and your comfort, which I always try to prioritize. I’m glad the session felt both relaxing and accommodating. Looking forward to seeing you again soon and continuing to provide the care and attention you deserve.

Is great to see Rob back in Dallas and looking really good too- just the right fur, just the right definition! The massage space was peaceful and Rob checked several times on my comfort level. He has a great amount of knowledge but he applies that with genuine warmth. Rob was thorough and accommodating. I will be glad to see him again!

Thanks for your feedback. I’m sorry the session didn’t meet your expectations. I strive to be clear about my services and respectful of boundaries. You arrived early, and I was finishing prep. I wasn’t sick—just dealing with allergies. If my humor or product talk felt off, I hear you. Photos are current, and I don’t hide anything. I aim to offer a professional experience, and I regret this one wasn’t a match. I wish you the best finding someone who fits your preferences.

I’ve been very reluctant to ever leave a negative review for any therapist, especially when I get massage so regularly. I’ve had dozens of massages from masseurs on this website with a reasonable percentage of satisfaction. But my experience with Robert was just not good. 
 
1.) We negotiated what I wanted for an erotic session. He didn’t object to anything I asked for. 
 
2.) He kept me waiting 20 minutes, then had me let myself into his place while he was showering. So another 7 minute wait. 
 
3.) I asked him to not use lotion in two areas. That request was completely ignored. 
 
4.)Robert apologized for his constant runny nose and sniffles, which increasingly made me uncomfortable. If you’re sick man, don’t take an appointment. Especially during the days of COVID. 
 
5.) He kept telling bad jokes and acknowledged they were not funny but that he was going to keep plying them on me til iI relented. I didn’t want jokes and told him so twice. But the “jokes” kept on. I did not understand how anyone would think that’s appropriate for a massage. 
 
6.) He wouldn’t stop talking about my dry skin and justifying why I need the lotion he was over applying all over me. He also felt the need to talk about the price of CBD oil vs. other massage oils. For the rate Robert charges for massage, I shouldn’t have to hear about the price of his products. What I DO care about is that the lotion is still sticking to me after showering when I was assured it would not. 
 
7.) The massage was an average massage. Not deep or erotic at all. When I asked what the deal was at the end, he told me my time was up and that he was not a top. Huh?? I wasn’t looking for a top or bottom experience. If I was, I would have said so upfront. 
 
8.) Pics are no longer accurate. Robert is in ok shape, but he’s is not the younger man in the posted photos. The washboard stomach and muscle definition as shown in his profile are no more. None of his photos show facial hair beyond a 5 o’clock shadow. He has a scraggy beard now and a long tattoo on his right arm. There could be more ink but he kept the room very dark. I am not into tattoos. If I had seen one in his profile I would have moved on to someone without them. 
 
9.) He took three pauses and at one point I look up and see him looking at his phone. Not cool man. 
 
Robert has a lot of positive reviews and that’s why I chose him. I know he’s going to spin my experience and there will likely be other reviews (if mine gets posted at all) that will rebuke what my experience was. 
 
But I can honestly say that I did nothing that was disrespectful or out of the bounds of what we agreed to. I don’t know how I ended up being the exception from the other reviewers, but this was my experience. 
 
If you’re looking for an erotic experience, please re-read what I wrote and ask yourself if any of this would be erotic to you. Sorry for the length.

Xcesivrob – Certified Gay Masseur in Houston

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